Man Killed on Golf Course . . . A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 4 metres. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another 4 metres and finally hacks it another 2 metres. She looks up at the waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f-----g lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!" He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43.