Cheltenham Races

Posted by DMC on 8 November 2009 in Jokes |

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, “You must be in year four.”

“No, Madam,” he replied, “I’m riding Cupid’s Arrow in the 2.15.”


  • Tom G says:

    Dear Mark, hope you had a tremendous Christmas in the Snow . As a former Primary teacher, Letitia laughed even louder and longer than I.

    Looking forward to seeing you in 2010.



  • DMC says:

    Dear Tom

    We had a great family Christmas as indeed it seems did you. I’m glad you managed to find time to look at the blog ad that Letita enjoyed it as well. presumably she read the anecdote Jamie Oliver eat your heart out?

    hopefully the blog will be updated shortly at my man who adds the entries seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth.

    Have a great 2010

    Live to all


  • DMC says:


    I clearly haven’t sorted out how to deal with these WordPress comments yet as I appear to be answering my own comment to you. Anyway, you will be pleased to hear that Richard, who designed the blog has now emerged, and hopefully the whole thing will be updated shortly.

    Forgive the obvious spelling mistakes in the earlier answer – as it is all done by voice activation – but the concluding lines should of course read

    Love to all


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