Dirty Old Grandmas are tricky!!!!
Three mischievous old Grandmas wereÂ sitting on a bench outside a nursingÂ home, when an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled outÂ saying, ‘We bet we can tell exactly howÂ old you are.’
The old man said, ‘There is no way youÂ can guess it, you old fools.’
One of the old Grandmas said, ‘SureÂ we can! Just drop your pants andÂ under shorts and we can tell yourÂ exact age.’
Embarrassed just a little, but anxiousÂ to prove they couldn’t do it, he droppedÂ his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turnÂ around a couple of times and to jumpÂ up and down several times. Then theyÂ all piped up and said, ‘You’re 87 yearsÂ old!’
Standing with his pants down aroundÂ his ankles, the old gent asked, ‘How inÂ the world did you guess?’
Slapping their knees and grinning fromÂ ear to ear, the three old ladies happilyÂ yelled in unison – – –
‘We were at your birthday party yesterday!’