A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypassÂ surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nunsÂ at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked himÂ questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She askedÂ if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No healthÂ insurance.’ Â The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied. ‘No money in
The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’ HeÂ said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun. The nun becameÂ agitated and announced loudly, ‘Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God’. The patientÂ replied, ‘Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’